I saw where Steve Hartman finally came clean about his younger days, when he posed for Play Girl in that year's "S--- That Will Make You Puke" edition of the magazine. In case you missed it, here's the photo.
So, using Homer as strength, I dug up proof from the time Foxylady asked me to pose. Yes, I was young, yes I needed the money, but just look at the photo. Can you blame me for wanting to spread so much joy to the ladies?
You're welcome, world.